Saturday, November 24, 2007

Pressing Questions of our times...

Many people have asked me, "Hey, Owen... What is it really like to be concussed?" This question has been based on a number of factors... My tendency to hit my head on things, my general clumsiness, and my occasionally asinine statements on the human condition.



So as of today, I can tell you with all honesty, being concussed sucks. It is like the last half of a medium-bad hangover. You vomit, you get chills, you get dizzy, and you feel generally rotten. Then your wife gets you out of bed to take you to the hospital so that the doctor can tell you that what you need is bed rest. What I personally think I need is to not have my head slammed into the rear window of my truck.



Oh, yes, the truck... probably written off, thanks for asking. The damage to the rear bumper and tailgate is pretty severe, and the truck isn't worth that much to begin with, which means we will probably have to buy another new vehicle which may have to put off moving back to Edmonton for a while. Maybe, maybe not. We'll see how bad the damage to the front bumper is.



Oh, yes, the front bumper. Not only was I rear-ended by the chief of the Duncan's First Nation (just outside of Peace River, incidentally (the first nation, not the accident)) in his brand new GMC Denali (indian chief must pay well these days), I was thrown forward a carlength or so into the back of a Student-at-law driving a Santa Fe. When we exchanged business cards, we just laughed.



So anyway, WAD 1-2, we'll see how it turns out, and a concussion. Nice way to spend your weekend, no?

5 comments:

Electronic Goose said...

Yikes. Hope you and your bumper feel better soon.

Suz said...

I'm just glad that you're going to be fine and that your wife wasn't with you in the vehicle. I think that would have made things distinctly worse. Stupid people and their stupid trucks.

Tom said...

Sorry to hear about the accident. :( Glad you're still in one piece, and I hope you're able to recover quickly.

Anonymous said...

Well that was a shitty thing to have happen. Is the cheif's insurance going to cover repairs?

Kelly M. said...

Glad to hear you're okay. Rest that brain.